Mother's Day cards

Just a little venting here. Am I the only one who thinks greeting cards these days are utterlly lame and stupid? A couple days ago, Taryn and I must have spent about 20 minutes trying to pick out Mother's Day cards. It wasn't that there were so many good choices that took so long, but rather because we had to wade through all the cards with pop-ups and bad jokes that involved seeing yourself in a mirror. No joke, one card had SIX additional fold-out pages. SIX!!!!! I almost counted that as my "book to read" for May. My suggestion ... no more cards. Honestly, do we really need some Mr. Deeds wannabe to butcher how we say "Happy Mother's Day" or "Happy Birthday" for us?? I think not.